The Love Fart

£9.99

What says “I love you” better than a Love Fart? Maybe you’re finally ready to parp the big question? Or perhaps you’ve been heartbroken and this is your version of therapy?

 

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What says “I love you” better than a Love Fart? Maybe you’re finally ready to parp the big question? Or perhaps you’ve been heartbroken and this is your version of therapy?

Get your own back on your girlfriend, who is constantly farting on your leg.

Whatever the occasion, show that special someone how you truly feel, with a Love Fart – Fart In A Jar. To receive in time for Valentines Day, order by Tuesday 12th February and use DPD Next Day.

Engagement/Wedding ring not included.

The Love Fart, The Parp-fect Gift

Stuck with what to buy that special someone, loved one, frenemy or work colleague on their special occasion? Well fartsdirect.com has the answer. “We need to let the stigma surrounding farts go, by letting one go.” – says the founder and CEO of Farts Direct Martin Grix. “It’s important to share the guff – no matter the occasion.”

About The Jar

Jar made of 100% real glass. Fart made of 100% real odour. The recipient will only know it was from you if you leave a custom note or specify that you want your name on the note. The actual smell and strength of the smell may vary. We try to make them as pungent as possible, but due to temperature, humidity and length of delivery, Farts Direct Jars will vary in intensity.

Select from our pungent pickings: Curry Napalm, Hanging Out Of Your Arse, Love Puff
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Your Farts Direct Jar includes:

  • A mini glass jar with an airtight lid
  • Your very own optional customised note (on heavyweight parchment paper) with a lovely bow of twine
  • A dose of romantic confetti and glitter (Engagement or Wedding Ring not included)
  • 1 hearty, beefy-delicious fart smell

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