Introducing The Brexit Special, a choice of 2 glorious smells for those of you who are wanting to remind your friend, family member or colleague of your poo-litical stance.
The Parp-fect Gift
For years, the notorious ‘Fart’ has been the topic of much hilarity and conversation. Flatulence, parp, bottom burps, trump and fluff are just a few expressions used in the modern day society. But, they are still immensely funny. Even MP’s and EU leaders fart you know?
If you don’t know what to get your poo-litically perturbed pal for their birthday, Christmas present or retirement do, then look no further. Whether they’re pro-Brexit or a die hard Remainer, this is the gift for them.
“We need to let the stigma surrounding farts go, by letting one go” – says the founder and CEO of Farts Direct, Martin Grix. “It’s important to share the guff – especially at Christmas Time.”
About The Brexit Special Jar
Jar made of 100% real glass. Fart made of 100% real odour. The recipient will only know it was from you if you leave a custom note or specify that you want your name on the note. The actual smell and strength of the smell may vary. We try to make them as pungent as possible, but due to temperature, humidity and length of delivery, Farts Direct Jars will vary in intensity.
Your Farts Direct Jar includes:
- A mini glass jar with an airtight lid
- Your very own optional customised note (on heavyweight parchment paper) with a lovely bow of twine
- 1 hearty, beefy-delicious fart smell
The scroll that accompanies your gift will look something like this:
“You just inhaled ‘The Brexit Fart – Better Out Than In’.”
“You just inhaled ‘The Remain Fart – Stay Still In Case It Slips’.”
Select from our pungent pickings: Curry Napalm, Hanging Out Of Your Arse, Love Puff
Our festive farts are: Stuffing Shart and Sprout Stench as there is nothing more comforting and nostalgia inducing than a post-roast pump.
Also available: The Brexit Special