Thank You Fart


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The Thank You Fart, The Parp-fect Gift

Tired of your parents nagging you to send thank you notes?  Beat them to it and send a Fart In A Jar to your favourite relative (or least favourite) to thank them for the naff tie they got you, for the 4th year running.  “We need to let the stigma surrounding farts go, by letting one go.” – says the founder and CEO of Farts Direct Martin Grix. “It’s important to share the guff – no matter the occasion.”

About The Jar

Jar made of 100% real glass. Fart made of 100% real odour. The recipient will only know it was from you if you leave a custom note or specify that you want your name on the note. The actual smell and strength of the smell may vary. We try to make them as pungent as possible, but due to temperature, humidity and length of delivery, Farts Direct Jars will vary in intensity.

Select from our pungent pickings: Curry Napalm, Hanging Out Of Your Arse, Love Puff
Also available: The Brexit Specials and The Unicorn Fart
New Year, New Farts…

Your Farts Direct Jar includes:

  • A mini glass jar with an airtight lid
  • Your very own optional customised note (on heavyweight parchment paper) with a lovely bow of twine
  • 1 hearty, beefy-delicious fart smell

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