The Original Stinks

£9.99

The recipient will only know it was from you if you leave a custom note or specify that you want your name on the note. The actual smell and strength of the smell will vary – please see full product description below.

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Description

Select from our choice of Original Stinks – Curry Napalm, Hanging Out Of Your Arse, Love Puff.  There’s no better guff…we mean gift!

The Parp-fect Gift

Gone are the days of the electric toothbrush and beard trimmers.  Add a fart to your cart and send it on it’s smelly way this Christmas.  Each aroma can be sent alongside it’s personalised note.  It is the ultimate sh*t gift that keeps on guffing!

“We need to let the stigma surrounding farts go, by letting one go” – says the founder and CEO of Farts Direct, Martin Grix. “It’s important to share the guff – especially at Christmas time.”

About The Original Stinks Jars

Jar made of 100% real glass. Fart made of 100% real odour. The recipient will only know it was from you if you leave a custom note or specify that you want your name on the note. The actual smell and strength of the smell may vary. We try to make them as pungent as possible, but due to temperature, humidity and length of delivery, Farts Direct Jars will vary in intensity.

Your Farts Direct Jar includes:

  • A mini glass jar with an airtight lid
  • Your very own optional customised note (on heavyweight parchment paper) with a lovely bow of twine
  • 1 hearty, beefy-delicious fart smell

The scroll that accompanies your gift will look something like this:

Fart in a Jar - Example Scroll

Select from our original stinks: Curry Napalm, Hanging Out Of Your Arse, Love Puff
Our festive farts are: Stuffing Shart and Sprout Stench as there is nothing more comforting and nostalgia inducing than a post-roast pump.
Also available: The Brexit Special

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