Select from our festive farts – Stuffing Shart and Sprout Stench. There’s nothing more comforting and nostalgia inducing than a post-roast parp.
The Parp-fect Gift
Stuck with what to buy that special someone, loved one, frenemy or work colleague this Christmas? Well fartsdirect.com has the answer. “We need to let the stigma surrounding farts go, by letting one go.” – says the founder and CEO of Farts Direct Martin Grix. “It’s important to share the guff – especially at Christmas time.”
The perfect gift your Dad, who insists on eating a dozen brussels, despite the fact they make him fart like an absolute trooper, for the next 24 hours. Or maybe it’s your nan who makes the Best Ever Stuffing Balls (Seriously, follow this recipe).
– Either way, get your own back by giving them a little gift to unwrap after dinner. A Stuffing Shart or a Sprout Stench fart in a jar! Hurrah. Either leave your note anonymous or tell ’em who’s boss. Sit back on the sofa, in your fav Christmas jumper and bask in the glory of knowing your beloved family member has just inhaled an absolute whopper. *Nose peg recommended*
About The Jar
Jar made of 100% real glass. Fart made of 100% real odour. The recipient will only know it was from you if you leave a custom note or specify that you want your name on the note. The actual smell and strength of the smell may vary. We try to make them as pungent as possible, but due to temperature, humidity and length of delivery, Farts Direct Jars will vary in intensity.
Select from our pungent pickings: Curry Napalm, Hanging Out Of Your Arse, Love Puff
Our festive farts are: Stuffing Shart and Sprout Stench as there is nothing more comforting and nostalgia inducing than a post-roast pump.
Also available: The Brexit Special
Your Farts Direct Jar includes:
- A mini glass jar with an airtight lid
- Your very own optional customised note (on heavyweight parchment paper) with a lovely bow of twine
- 1 hearty, beefy-delicious fart smell
The scroll that accompanies your gift will look something like this: