Before you contact us, take a quick peruse through our FAQs

1) Is this real? As close to real as a fart in a jar can get. Our clients love our product and we do everything to make sure our clients are happy with what we deliver! And if you’re not entirely happy – let us know.

2) Where does the fart come from? Our secret method. Would you ask the colonel to divulge his secrets? But don’t worry, it’s not flammable and it’s non-toxic.

3) What comes in a Farts Direct Jar? A fart. Plus, a customized note that says whatever you want.

4) Can I send a Farts Direct Jar anonymously? Yes! They won’t know who sent it unless you want to sign your name to the note (For example “Merry Christmas Dad, you Old Fart! Love from your favourite Son!”) Nothing short of a court order will unseal our cheeks. 

5) How long does the smell last? 7-10 days depending on temperature and nostril flow. This includes shipment time. So the recipient will definitely get a noseful.

6) How bad does it stink? It won’t knock you out. However you sure as hell can smell it when you open the jar. But rest assured, the jar is airtight and has been sealed with all our might. 

Contact the Farts Direct Team:

Phone: +44 (0) 20 3011 1210

Unit 6 Pankhurst Farm
Bagshot Road
West End
Woking GU24 9QR UK.